Whaddup Boosh, It's ya boy Dom Mazzetti, aka The Brofessor, aka Pump Jesus, Aka Domald Pump; the founder of Bro Science Life, author of The Swoly Bible, engineer of Gnar Pump- the world's most notorious gain powder, and banger of your mom.
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